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El Tío Sabe · Central Texas

Mexican fútbol. No filter.

Think you know ball?Beat the Uncle.

El Tío, the self appointed coach of the barrio, pointing at his picks

El Tío picked already

Jornada 7 is open

Free Liga MX pick'em. Call all 9, beat El Tío, play with your primos. No bets, just bragging rights.

Free to play. Picks close at the first kickoff.

Money wagered
$0 WAGERED

Never a bet, nephew.

Season status
Jornada 10 kicks off soon, nephew.

Free to play. No entry fee, no wager, no cash prize. Just skill and bragging rights. El Tío keeps it clean.

Bestiario de la jornada

J10

Partido estelar

Conejo con cruz de El Tío Sabe, bestia del Cruz AzulconejoCruz Azul
Diablo de El Tío Sabe, bestia del TolucadiabloToluca

Los 9 de la jornada

toca una bestia

Conoce a las 18 bestias

Ver el directorio de clubes

Mexican fútbol, explained

Leer las guías

Section B · The loop

How it works, nephew.

  1. 1

    Play the quiniela

    Every jornada, nine games. Mark them before the whistle and El Tío shows you his picks.

  2. 2

    Come back Monday

    Results land on their own. The table says who beat the old man and who is still learning.

  3. 3

    Arm your own group

    Create a private league, send the code, and run your own table with your primos.

  4. 4

    Learn the game

    El Tío's guides explain Liga MX in English, so nobody at the table can tell you that you don't belong.

Who is el Tío

THE COACH WHO NEVER PLAYED.

He appointed himself. Nobody asked.

El Tío giving a thumbs up

In his sixties. Never played a minute. Knows more than anyone. Pregúntale. He talks to his nephews, drops sentences like penalties, y cada semana te reta en la quiniela, gratis. Porque así somos.

The group chat table

Arm your own group.Reta a tus primos.

Create a private league, send the code, and every primo who joins plays on your table. One ballot counts for your group and for the big table. Nobody marks twice, nephew.

Start a league

Free. You need a handle and nothing else.

Join el Tío · For the fans

Every week.Straight to yourWhatsApp.

El Tío laughing

El Tío drops hot takes, calendars y the quiniela table every week on WhatsApp. We cry today, we're back on Thursday. Don't miss it, nephew.

El Tío's WhatsApp isn't wired up yet. Email tio@eltiosabe.com.

Free. No spam. Puro fútbol.

Last page · El Tío Sabe

Play the Quiniela.

El Tío's waiting, nephew. Don't keep the old man waiting.